it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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