No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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