I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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