dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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