i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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