But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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