don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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