There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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