Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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