But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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