what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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