I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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