Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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