That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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