Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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