apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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