dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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