Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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