I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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