I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just pee around me
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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