Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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