I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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