this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I came so hard my ears popped.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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