normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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