West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm always down for nudity.
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