and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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