That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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