Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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