I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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