Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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