just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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