i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just gift wrapped bread.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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