Your face is a jimmy john
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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