Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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