I hope mine doesn't look like that
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He better not be in your backpack
This is my gift to your gina
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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