i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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