Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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