Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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