How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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