And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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