a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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