So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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