So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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