Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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