If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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