We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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