Do vagina's smell?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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