We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
