her vagine was all disorganized.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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