So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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