The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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