how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
