Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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