so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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