I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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