Me too!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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