why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
pop tarts are not kleenex
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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