okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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