we have pet lesbian snakes
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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