New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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