Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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