i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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