Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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