I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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